My Thoughts on... Munson and Willow!!!!!

   Okay, y'all. I have a dog who gets out sometimes, but he always come back. Imagine what it is like to go without TWO beloved pets for like, a MONTH and a HALF.

   Jim and Kathy Mahan have searched their butts off for the past month or so trying to find them. Facebook and news sites have become their best friend for the time being. Many social media sites have had boards created for the Mahan's contact information, possibilities of sightings and suggestions to Kathy and Jim for where to put up missing signs.

  Although not giving up hope, the Mahans dread the thought that Munson and Willow have been found and claimed as the finder's own. If you see any sightings, by all means contact them. Share the missing poster on social media. Just please try to help!!!

     Contact Kathy:

                        Phone: ( 6 1 5 ) 9 7 4 - 3 8 6 2

      Contact Jim:

                        Phone: ( 6 1 5 ) 9 4 4 - 3 2 5 4 

           

Munson Mahan

Willow Mahan

My Thoughts On... Total Sophistication

What the janitor looked like as she walked away...

     So, at my school, fifth graders get to go and help second graders. Each class gets two helpers. The teacher of the class we (my partner and I) help wants us to set an example for the little scamps. On mondays, we sell tickets for the drawings on friday, but not for real money (The school gives out loot for being good). On Wednesday, we help the kids read and/or write something. When we sell tickets, we go in the hallway. By the time we get in the hallway, the janitor is going by the second grade classes.

     We were selling tickets, telling the kids how much loot they would need to buy a ticket, looking sophisticated, all that stuff, when the janitor comes down the hall with her trashcan. She picks up a piece of paper on the ground. Of course, she had to bend down in order to pick up the paper. I guess she just couldn't hold it, because she bent down and went "pherrrrrrrrrahhh" with her butt. She farted. While my friend, a little kid and I were right next to her. She stood back up and walked away. With her trashcan.

My face after she farted...    

      I guess the little one didn't hear it, because he was looking at us with an expression that said, "Are you okay" because my friends face was blue and I was squeezing my cheeks from trying to show sophistication by not laughing.

   

My Thoughts On: A New Blog!!!!

 Hi, my little Chatterboxers! I wanted to let you know that I am starting a new blog! I will be keeping this one. My other blog is called Project D.I.Y. There are a lot of other sites called that, so I will be keeping the link to it on my blog forever. Here is the link to it! It will also be displayed right next to where my followers are!

My Thoughts On: That Not Funny!!!!

     It was a typical Friday morning. I was outside, playing in the woods with my neighbors and brother. We were climbing trees, walking up and down fallen ones, collecting leaves, building forts, yelling at each other to come help us, and all that stuff. We had just discovered this really fun climbing tree. It must've fallen overnight, because it wasn't there yesterday. I called second to go up. When it was my turn, all was well. I had a successful trip up while grabbing branches as to not fall. I leaned onto the big tree that was holding the fallen one up and turned around to go back down. All was fine until...

     A BIG, GIGANTIC,  TINY SPIDER DECIDED TO PUT ITS STICKY LITTLE LEGS ON MY FACE!!!!!!!! Some spiders. Ughh. They have ZERO manners. I mean seriously. How would they like it if I walked all over them? So, I screamed. All of my friends came and asked what was wrong. I screamed at them and said, "DONT YOU SEE THE MASSIVELY MINISCULE SPIDER ON MY FACE???????" and they were all laughing their heads off. What was so funny???? Somebody please tell me!

   

My thoughts on..... School Stuffs!!!!!

 Do I like school? Yes!!! What is my favorite subject? Math!! Why? Because it is awesome and I am good at it and it is fun. Do I like my Teachers? DEFINITELY!!!!!!! They are so awesome and cool!!! If I could be a Teacher, would I be one? Yes, and no. Yes, because I love people to follow my instructions, and no because I really want to be the president or a pop-star when I grow up. I'm serious, don't laugh. What is my favorite thing I have learned about? Um, the lattice method and exponential numbers. Exponential number: four to the fifth power. I can't give you an example for lattice method, so you will just have to guess what it is like with this description... It is a box where you draw a lot of lines through it then multiply your numbers then add both the products. That is the lattice method. I'm out of ideas and I'm tired to so, BYE!!!!!!

My Thoughts On .... Best weekend ever!!!!!!!

     Okay so, today I went canoeing with my Dad!!!! We saw ducks and turtles, and I think I saw some turtle eggs in the water!!!! They were cracked, though. I was really nervous, and I thought the canoe would flip over!!!! But once I had floated and took my shoes off and walked in the shallow water, I got used to it. Once I trusted the boat wouldn't flip me, I started to help paddle. Of course, I couldn't pull off the switching hand thing, I could only paddle on the left side, which was weird cuz' I'm right handed. We also went fishing. We didn't catch anything, but my dad was this close to catching a big catfish, I'm talkin' two feet baby,  that was bottom feeding and not even interested in our nightcrawler worms!

Thats only a fraction of sky high!!!

     And one reason why I said it was the best weekend is well, because tomorrow for a b-day party I'm going to SKY HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I am SUPER exited to go!!!!!!!! I have nothing else to do except to go to sleep and wait for tomorrow to come...  So BYE!!!!!!!!!




 We also caught lots of muscles, but since they were endangered we couldn't keep the closed one but we kept some opened ones. They were big, small, huge, all different sizes!!! They were also very beautiful shells.

My thoughts on..... My brothers new blog!!!

            I am so happy for my brother!!!! He made his own blog!!!!! Heres the Link. After you check it out, leave him a comment, cuz he's only 7, and he feels appreciated when he gets commented. His blog is about pokémon. Alright, this will be one of my shorter blogs, because it ends here.


                                      

Most pokémon cards look like this, except the cards are made
 up characters,  not TV characters.

My thoughts on... Frozen!!!

    I have the Let It Go song stuck in my head. Frozen is a good movie in all, but the songs are extra catchy.

     I really think you should watch the movie. It's very kid friendly, and adults would probably enjoy it, too. Speaking of kids, my mom wrote a new blog, and it has a super adorable picture of me on it. Check it out here.

     Hey, peeps. I think today you're gonna have to read a short blog today, cuz I'm almost out of things to say. So go enjoy your day, sit down, drink coffee, watch movies, do whatever you usually do to relax. Oh, and at the top you can watch this little Let It Go clip from the best movie ever, Frozen. Go relax while you can. If you have kids, this might be your only relaxing moment. You can can ask my mom, She'll say, " It's hard work, but it pays off in the end."                                                          


     PEACE OUT, PEOPLES!!! #BRB

My thoughts on... Simple Stuff!!!

      So, I think I laugh too much. I think so because my laughbox hurts. I know that is not a real thing, but I just made it one. I know it's not in the dictionary, but if you want a definition, here it is: Laughbox; an item that allows you to laugh; also hurts if you use it to much. I know that it is my laughbox because every time I laugh it really, really hurts. I don't want to brake my laughbox because I love to laugh. I like to laugh creepy, evilly, and normally. I think I laugh too creepy because I was laughing at a really funny joke my friend had said, and a kid walked over and said "Hey, you laugh creepily" and then slowly backed away, creepily and soundless. I'm pretty sure that he was trying to make a point that I was creepy by being creepy himself, but I heard him the first time.

       Its been pretty simple today, so, I've got plenty to say. Open your ears, or your eyes, peoples.

I'm very depressed I could not go outside or to school.

Also, Jack got out today. He was gone for maybe, oh, twenty minutes. Then he came back and begged for food. I should've got to print my face today, but I had a stupid "non-contagious," according to the doctors, fever. My dad said I can't play outside even though my fevers gone and I feel great. Oh well.

        I'm quite an earful, so I'm exhausted myself, so see ya later.
 

My thoughts on... Stupid Fevers!!!!!

     Darn you, stupid fevers!!! This morning I experienced a head hurting, dizziness causing, sweat drenching fever. I was in my bed, waking up every five seconds to either blow my nose, uncover my blanket, or cover back up. Then, at like, four fifty something, I got up, because I was feeling nauseated,  to tell my mom I was feeling bad. Then she felt my head, gave me some ibuprofen, and told me to go back to sleep. So I did. Then I woke up at eight. She took my temperature. It was 101.4. After fever medicine.

     This will be a short one, because I'm kinda mad at someone for not letting me go outside on this beautiful day. So bye, bye.

This is that beautiful day I was speaking about.
Okay, so maybe I'm exaggerating about how pretty
it is, but you get the picture.

My thoughts on... Christmas!!!

Okay guys, this will be a short one, and Christmas was a long time ago, but I saw this picture and had to do this... 

                               
                                                                   SANTA PAWS!!!

My thoughts on... Scary Me!!!

     I think I scare people. Actually, I know I scare people. I know this because my little brother just backed away from me when I yelled at him for messing me up at typing for like the 50th time. I also yelled at my friend for knocking my ice-cream onto my new dress from Justice. She was like "OK, I'm going to go away now." Also, I yelled at Rosie for biting my fingers while trying to get my crackers and she lowered her head and tail and looked at me with those huge bug eyes for like ten minutes. Who could say "No" to that little innocent face?

      Plus, I think it runs in the family. My older brother was dressed up as a scary boy witch with a green skeleton and a pointy staff for halloween. Me and my little brother or this 2 year old trick or treater wouldn't go near him. Me and my little brother were to scared to even step foot in his room! Also my little brother has a habit of hiding when I'm about to enter the room and jumping out and scaring the living daylights out of me when I enter. I don't know how I never got used to it.

     Also, we have no school today. The people decided to call at five in the morning while I was still asleep so when it rang it woke me up from my amazing dream where I was a baby wolf stuck in cartoon land. They said the only reason they are canceling school was because there WAS supposed to be snow around noon today. But it's noon now and I don't see any snow!!! Seriously?!? They woke me up from my awesome dream to lie to me??? I mean, really? Baby wolf plus cartoon world equals no school because of NO snow!!! That's just messed up.

   I don't know a good way to end this and I'm out of things to say so, goodbye!!! 

     

My thoughts on... Dogs!!!

     I love dogs. And puppies. I think everybody loves puppies because they're so cute. But what I think is that people should really acknowledge is the majestic features of the elderly animals. Besides their cuteness, puppies have nothing going for them. On the other hand, older doggies have learned a lot of cool tricks and obey their owners commands. As a result of just being brought into the huge, wondrous world, puppies have no idea what to do when they hear the words "roll over, boy!" All they do is run up and lick your face till it looks like you've just gotten out of the shower. Puppies = no tricks, no obedience, Dogs = tricks, obedience. Which do think wins?

Jack

Rosie

     I think dogs love people. Maybe. Besides when they bark and bite, they are pretty affectionate. I love my dogs. Jack is a Husky mix. Rosie is a  Boston Terrier mix. They are both the most AWESOME dogs ever. Rosie has the best personality. She is sweet, cute, stylish, and fierce. Jack is nice, not violent unless need be, and AWESOME!!! Just one thing to say: Jack and Rosie both love to wrestle. 

     I'm literally out of things to say, so, in that case, See Ya!!!

My thoughts on... Everything!!!

     So, I've had a lot of difficulties this evening. First comes trying to listen to my parents argue. Argue about stuff like which has more wrinkles: Shar peis or Pugs. The argument ( which only lasted about five minutes) was closed off in a satisfied conclusion that Rosie, our dog, looks like a pug without the snub nose. She is a Boston Terrior. I don't see any relation between the three kind of dogs. I mean seriously, how do you go from Shar pei to Boston Terrior? I don't know. Mommy  is likely to change the subject, so this is no surprise. But Daddy, all he does is listen not so closely and says "uh, huh" and "yeah totally" or "no" and "of course not."That was only one difficulty I've faced tonight.

     The second one, which was really hard, was trying to teach my little brother ballet. I have to say, he learns quick, but I spent about thirty minutes trying to teach him how to leap with straight legs and pointed toes. So maybe he doesn't learn so quick. Then I tried to teach him my jazz dance. Which by the way, was a BIG mistake. Oh well. I totally gave up on him. What. Don't look at the screen like that! He's unteachable! I don't usually give up like that, but if you went through what I did, you would know why I did so. That wasn't the last one. One more difficulty, coming right up!

     The third one, which, yes, is the last one, was that I had to go pee really bad, but my big, fat, lazy dog wouldn't move no matter what I did. I tried bribing him with food. He wasn't hungry. I tried saying "you want to go outside!" He already did his business. All out of ideas. Next, I just push, push, push. Not a budge. So I jump over him. Oh, wait! I kinda need to shut the door. And I am NOT EVER gonna go in the boys bathroom. Wait, he's moving! Only before I hear my DAD call him to realize that he WON'T listen ME, but he WILL listen to my DAD!!! Seriously! Come on Jack! ( he's my other dog) Why him? I'm just as good! Oh well. Hopefully, this was the last one.

     I've had one to many hard accomplishments today, so I'm kinda pooped out. See ya!





Jack:
"Oh, you want me to MOVE. Too bad. I'm already comfy. Bye, Bye now! Shoo! Go away! What!!! YOU say it to ME!!!"